Libby came up to me and said, "Mom. I have butt worms"
Me: Butt worms? (heart attack) Worms coming out of your butt?
Libby: Yeah.
Gracie: No, Libby, you have butt GERMS.
Me: Oh, thank GOD!
Libby: butt worms. I mean, butt germs.
Jah, Jah, Germs.
Me: Bathtime, let's go wash those germs off your butt. (and check for worms)
Ha. Butt germs. I'm glad it wasn't butt worms! Ewwwww!
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