Ruffle Fluffing

The things my kids say will fluff your ruffles!

G: "It's not Sunday. It's Cloudy." 

G: "You can't name your meat."

L: "I don't like it blue lollipop. I want chocolate."

G:  (as we are driving by In n Out)  There it is! There's Open and Shut! Can we go to Open and Shut, mom?  Mom! Open and Shut, can we can we can we please?"  Me:  Open and Shut?  Huh? (it dawned on me on the return trip when we drove past In n Out again)

Me: "Elizabeth, you are NOT doing dishes today."
L: "Yes I am!"

G:  "Mom, Let's go to Lowe's, the store that has a round circle and a dot, with an R in the middle. Come'on mom, let's go shopping!"

L: (getting into the hot van) "Mom, turn on the conditioning! Hurry up!"


G: "Where do hot dogs grow?"

G: "Mama, what's car insurance?" 

G: :Mom, what are cows afraid of?"

G: "Mom, can I have chocolate milk?"
L: "Mom, can I have beer?"

Me: You are a lucky girl, Libby. ♥ 
L: I'm not Yucky! I'm not! >:(


G: "Mom, can we make macaroni cupcakes?"

L: "Mom, I'm glad that you're nice to me."



G: "I wish dogs could wear lipstick." 

L: "I'm a genius! Geeeeeen-yus!" 

G: "Bunnies are really cute when they're not dead."

G to L: "You be the lifeguard and I will be the swimmer. You just stand there and don't get in."

G: "Mom, What's a phone book?"